No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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