Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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