So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Randomize
