I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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