You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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