he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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