I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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