Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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