Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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