Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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