Midget sex pt 2 tonight
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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