Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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