I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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