we made out on top of his cat.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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