ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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