If you die in college, do you die in real life?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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