That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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