If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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