He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Randomize
