Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
