I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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