Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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