dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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