I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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