When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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