Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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