He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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