I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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