so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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