We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I would ride that face into the sunset
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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