I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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