Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Randomize