i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
false alarm. still invincible.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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