Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Well I just put wine in my tea
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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