If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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