normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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