think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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