is your mom at the bar?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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