you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Send help, water and tortillas.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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