Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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