if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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