You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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