ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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