I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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