My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
So gin and wine won't be happening again
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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