Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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