i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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