I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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