For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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