fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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